There Once Lived a Woman Who Tried to Kill Her Neighbour's Baby: Scary Fairy Tales
 by Ludmilla Petrushevskaya

Translated by Keith Gessen and Anna Summers

Penguin Classics, 2011

" 'Brides like this,' said the magician, who knew a thing or two about them, having been married seventeen times, 'wives like this are even worse than teakettles, because whereas you can turn off a teakettle, you can't do anything about a boiling woman.' "

Reviewed by Pauline Masurel

Traditional fairy tales feature magical objects, spells and special powers. The stories in this collection swerve between the realist-expected and the magical-surreal, often involving equally powerful forces such as disease, alcohol, vandalism, war and mental illness. Instead of fingers pricked whilst spinning or princesses stowed away in towers, these stories feature more modern dangers and incarcerations.

In Revenge, "As the child grew and learned to crawl, the woman would sometimes leave a pot of boiling water in the corridor, or a container full of bleach, or she'd spread out a whole box of needles right there in the hall." In The Old Monk's Testament, an impoverished monastery is "a popular target for local kids who needed money for vodka." In Hygiene, the story from this collection which continues to haunt me most, the parents of a little girl lock her away to prevent the spread of a disease.

These stories are rarely overtly political, and only occasionally conventionally moralistic, but the craziness of social and individual human injustice often reminds me of works by Kafka or Ariel Dorfman, where characters become inadvertently caught up in machinery beyond their own control. There is a strong focus on women's lives, with the stories often being told from a female point of view. Some stories have distinct emerging morals, such as tit-for-tat revenges, but more common are subtler emerging messages such as the discovery that once you begin trying to escape from the world for your own safety then you will have to go on escaping forever as the world will come after you, seeking its own safety too. Once you shut yourself away from human interference you also miss out on humanitarian help.

In The Father, there are dark woods and an abandoned hut, familiar icons from Goldilocks, and yet, unlike so many of these tales which focus upon female experience, it is a man who enters this place seeking his unknown children. Unlike a conventional fairy tale he has arrived here by train. In The Cabbage-patch Mother, her magical cabbage-patch baby, Droplet, transforms from something enchanting into a gross, mewling infant, perhaps an allegory for the dashing of maternal expectations.

Petrushevskaya's work has been likened to that of both Tolstoy and Checkov but if this recommendation sounds a bit "worthy" for your liking then don't assume there is anything tricksy or inaccessible about this collection. These stories span many years and so it is not always clear which relate to Soviet or post-Soviet life but there are many aspects of these stories which seem characteristically Russian, even if the impact of the writing is more universal. They are divided into four separate groups: Songs of the Eastern Slavs, Allegories, Requiems and Fairy Tales. Frankly, I didn't find that these distinctions meant much to me as a reader as many of the themes and characteristics of the stories are common throughout the collection.

There's an odd editorial quirk in the UK edition of this book. The "Neighbor" of the American edition title has been deliberately rendered as "Neighbour" and similarly spelled in British-English throughout the text. However American-English spelling has been used elsewhere. People "labor", "plow" and "apologize". I sometimes found myself becoming distracted by obsessively trying to spot these transatlantic shifts.

Quite a number of the stories are relatively brief, only a matter of a few pages. Whilst ideas about what length constitutes a "flash fiction" vary, even if this doesn't put these stories into the micro-fiction category it definitely sets them on the shorter side of the short story range. Most stories take sad, stark or wistful tones, but there are exceptional moments of levity. In Marilena's Secret, a fat woman who was once two twin dancers gets the better of a wizard who almost turned one of them into a teakettle. This eccentric story has a welcome joi-de-vivre in amongst the bleakness of so many poignant and serious stories. As Maria and Lena declare, "Remember the old rule? In any predicament, one must dance." And in these stories people dance and sing and drink and raise families, despite all the predicaments they find themselves in.

As seems to be the fashion with short story collections these days, the book begins with an introduction. This one is provided by the translators, Keith Gessen and Anna Summers. I tend to find this sort of prefacing to a collection rather irritating on a first encounter, when I simply want to get stuck into the stories themselves. But I was very grateful for this thoughtful assessment and overview of the collection in particular and Petrushevskaya's work in general, when I returned to read it after the stories themselves.

Ludmilla Petrushevskaya's voice was silenced in Russia for many years and deserves a much wider audience around the world now that her stories are becoming available in English.

Read a story from this collection on NPR

Pauline Masurel: There once lived a woman who went fishing for words. When her net was full she carried them home to sizzle in a pan. When she tipped them out cooked her appetite had vanished. So she spent the night pushing them around on a plate, seasoning them with stale punctuation.

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Ludmilla Petrushevskaya was born in Moscow in 1938. She is a novelist, playwright, artist and singer. She was shortlisted for the Russian Booker Prize in 1992 and in 2002 was awarded Russia's most prestigious prize, The Triumph, for her lifetime achievement.